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- Scott Disick (Disic? Disik? I follow him on twitter I should know this) and Rob Kardashian have reconciled since their year-long falling out. In celebration of their sutured friendship, the two drink a round of beers and embark on a homo-erotic bike ride. The bromantic tension cloys at the air as the two weave around the beach giggling like Anderson Cooper post-celeb-poo-joke. Does anyone else feel that these two have the potential to be the next Khlomar?
- Why is Khlomar not there? Annoying.
- OH SNAP ROB AND SCOTT JUST KISSED EACH OTHER EURO-STYLE ON THE CHEEK (i.e., two pecks each cheek)
- Kris Humphreys (Humfrees? Humphries? I don’t know) just showed up to talk smack about Kim to Rob and Scott…looks like there’s trouble in paradise…threesome??
- One of the teenage Kardashian girls (I don’t bother to keep track of which is which because they’re boring) is screaming like a hyena strangling a chicken who just recorded a catfight at some sting rays for no reason at all.
- Kris Humphreys tried to have Rob Kardashian eaten by a shark.
- Why are Kris Jenner’s hats so big? Is this the royal wedding again or something?
- Here is a snippet of the exchange between Rob and Scott on the “coming up” clip before commercial–Scott: Well THAT was a nice way to kill five hours. Rob: Do you think Kourtney will be mad?
- Rob has his shirt off in the clip…didn’t expect this blog post to turn into me vying for a homosexual liason between Rob and Scott but apparently that’s where it is headed…their chemistry is magnetic.
- Kris Jenner doesn’t want to renew her vows because she doesn’t like the way she looks in a bikini or something…or maybe she’s stoned…I don’t know, I started tuning her out a long time ago.
- Rob looks like he’s about to throw up in a strangely sexy way.
- Kim Kardashian is attempting to make her bother feel better about her body by modeling a skimpy shirt and bikini which accentuate her six-pack abs…yeah, THAT will help.
- Bruce Jenner is wearing a t-shirt matches the pillows and sheets he’s lying on, making him look like a floating head.
- Rob and Scott kissed double-cheek Euro-style AGAIN, Kourtney is narrowing her gaze at him like a jilted lover.
- Aaaaaand the episode is over! Next time Rob calls Kim a wh**e and then hopefully has a tryst with Scott.
Posted in: humor
snowblondie
August 31, 2011
I feel bad for Kourtney, why doesn’t she get rid of the loser? She said it best at the end of the episode, “she can’t control him” in other word she already has a baby and doesn’t want to be Momma K to Scott any more.She looks so unhappy with the guy.BTW Kim crying an ugly cry face over her earring, hilarious.