Thoughts I had while watching the most recent episode of Keeping up with the Karshashians

Posted on August 31, 2011


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  • Scott Disick (Disic? Disik? I follow him on twitter I should know this) and Rob Kardashian have reconciled since their year-long falling out. In celebration of their sutured friendship, the two drink a round of beers and embark on a homo-erotic bike ride. The bromantic tension cloys at the air as the two weave around the beach giggling like Anderson Cooper post-celeb-poo-joke. Does anyone else feel that these two have the potential to be the next Khlomar?
  • Why is Khlomar not there? Annoying.
  • Kris Humphreys (Humfrees? Humphries? I don’t know) just showed up to talk smack about Kim to Rob and Scott…looks like there’s trouble in paradise…threesome??
  • One of the teenage Kardashian girls (I don’t bother to keep track of which is which because they’re boring) is screaming like a hyena strangling a chicken who just recorded a catfight at some sting rays for no reason at all.
  • Kris Humphreys tried to have Rob Kardashian eaten by a shark.
  • Why are Kris Jenner’s hats so big? Is this the royal wedding again or something?
  • Here is a snippet of the exchange between Rob and Scott on the “coming up” clip before commercial–Scott: Well THAT was a nice way to kill five hours. Rob: Do you think Kourtney will be mad?
  • Rob has his shirt off in the clip…didn’t expect this blog post to turn into me vying for a homosexual liason between Rob and Scott but apparently that’s where it is headed…their chemistry is magnetic.
  • Kris Jenner doesn’t want to renew her vows because she doesn’t like the way she looks in a bikini or something…or maybe she’s stoned…I don’t know, I started tuning her out a long time ago.
  • Rob looks like he’s about to throw up in a strangely sexy way.
  • Kim Kardashian is attempting to make her bother feel better about her body by modeling a skimpy shirt and bikini which accentuate her six-pack abs…yeah, THAT will help.
  • Bruce Jenner is wearing a t-shirt matches the pillows and sheets he’s lying on, making him look like a floating head.
  • Rob and Scott kissed double-cheek Euro-style AGAIN, Kourtney is narrowing her gaze at him like a jilted lover.
  • Aaaaaand the episode is over! Next time Rob calls Kim a wh**e and then hopefully has a tryst with Scott.
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