Lazy day: Where are my cats?!

August 29, 2011

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I had a lazy day today–TV, sweatpants and snacking…All I needed was 40 cats to make it official. Advertisements

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My tweets to Michele Bachmann and Mitt Romney

August 29, 2011

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For whatever reason Twitter suggested Sarah Palin to me in my recent “Who to Follow” list, which reminded me of how creeped out I am by Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann and I decided to shoot her a message, along with Mitt Romney respectfully.   @traytraytweets Tracy Dye   @MiceleBachmann GIRRRRLLL gay people are WHERE IT’S […]

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Hurricane Irene: “Blowing my way up the eastern seaboard; it’s like I go to Wellesley”

August 28, 2011

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Image credit: Raisa Kanareva and NASA Goddard Photos Hurricane Irene has been busy blowing her way up the east coast (skank!) but somewhere in between the bluster and erosion she found time to create a profile on the popular and cost-free dating site OkCupid in an attempt to find love (or at the least, a […]

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Why my acne medication is giving me insomnia and other topics that aren’t relevant to anyone else

August 15, 2011

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Well after a year 1/2 battle with acne breakouts, trying every topical remedy under the sun and enough foundation to fill up the Gulf (better that than a clusterf**k of BP’s leakage…oh snap!), I decided to seek the advice of my doctor. Apparently I have acne rosacea and each and every topical treatment I was using was […]

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Worst pick-up lines

August 12, 2011

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What is the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Submit your story below in the comment section with you first name, age and location (or if you prefer to be kept anonymous that is fine and simply mark your comment ‘anonymous’) and I will feature it in an upcoming article for the Baltimore Dating Examiner […]

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First Date Anxieties that make you say ‘WTF’?? (Poll)

August 11, 2011

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   Call it what you want–jitters, butterflies, stomach flops–the first date can bring each and every one of us SOME form of anxiety that can be both exulting and terrifying. Certain trepidations can be completely warranted on an initial romantic rendez-vouse, such as… When you notice something being crushed up into your drink…whether it’s a roofie […]

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If Opposites Attract…

August 10, 2011

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…how do Pacman and Ms. Pacman make it work? …especially after she takes the bow off…

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